Let the sabotage ensue...

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• hundreds of pose references wowie
• how to draw profiles 
• a guide to figure drawing (this helped me a hecka lot)
• drawing eyes
• lip tutorial
• how to draw jeans
• amaze color blender
• hands hands hands
• more hands
• torso reference
• wings
• painting blood
• how to draw shoes/feet
• psychology of color
• simple expression guide
• sitting poses
• more color psychology
• drawing hair and fur
• hecka lot of clothing refs
• pose reference blog
• another hand tutorial
• how to draw arms
• expression tutorial
• skin color palatte
• how to draw booties
• drawing ears
• hands at sides tutorial
• drawing heads
• guide to foreshortening
• drawing cats

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thatonechick339:

ephemeralforever:

actualhumanallisonargent:

panerasexual:

heres a link with things girls can buy to protect themselves

also! there is an escape button on every page so if you’re looking at the site and you live in a dangerous environment and need to hide it, it will redirect you to google.

THIS SITE IS SO RAD EVEN IF YOU DONT NEED SELF DEFENSE THINGS YOU CAN BUY A WATER BOTTLE SAFE

If I need this then others do too. Share the fuck out of this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nihilistic-void:

whoopsrobots:

whoopsrobots:

1. When I was six, a mummified hairless cat just sort of appeared by the house. I had to jump over it whenever I went anywhere. Nobody moved it, it was just there for a few months and then it disappeared.

2. There was a cow head just laying out back for a while. I think my gramma was feeding it to the chickens. I fucking hate the chickens.

3. Every Halloween, my mom would send me to the dead pile to get bones to scatter around the yard for decorations. I never really realized it was weird that we had things called ‘dead piles’, but there you go

4. My brain went fuzzy during a family barbecue and I don’t know what to tell you but I left for twenty minutes and came back with four other girls wearing cow pelvises and tubing as armour and claiming myself to be the ‘mighty lord magnet-tron’.

5. I found a kayak in the forest once. I brought it home, but my gramma stole it.

6. Found a cracked fish tank buried under a tree once. I took it home, but my gramma stole it.

7. There’s a lot of bathtubs in the forest and I don’t know why

8. Someone left a deer head on the porch once. Not sure why. Just the whole head, cut off at the neck. That was odd.

9. There’s just these… Weird, powdery chunks of.. I dunno, something. Just buried all over. I don’t know if they’re soft rocks or what

10. Some friends and I found something big and dead inside a garbage bag under a log, once. We told an adult but they said not to worry about it so we sort of let it go. It’s been nine years and nobody’s questioned it

11. Our rooster killed itself. Not sure how, but it did.

12. A bird carried my cat away when I was 7 and nobody told me so I spent 6 weeks looking for it. I only found half.

13. There’s a lot of skulls

14. There’s a spot out back where kitchen appliances just show up. I found a wok, a toaster, a toaster oven, and two sinks so far.

15. A bunch of porn was just… In the woods. DVDs. And a couple bible-on-casette albums. 3 pairs of prescription glasses. Someone was into some weird shit, I guess.

16. Sometimes the air smells like death and my mom just goes, ‘think it was something big?’ And I have to go find it

17. My gramma keeps collecting toilets and 4 foot tall solid wooden lawn gnomes and decorating the driveway with them

18. Every once and a while the sky just doesn’t go all the way dark at night and I’ve stopped questioning it

Okay I don’t know how this got so popular all of a sudden, but I’ve gotten a lot of messages asking if I live in Nightvale or a supernatural episode and I feel the need to clarify that while some of this stuff is kinda freaky my town is actually a rather pleasant place to live. I mean, there’s the ocassional imploded fence and something in the forest that whistles back, but we get some lovely sunsets and the sheep don’t bite

I think your gramma is either a witch or pissed off a lot of witches.

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transformersdigitbots:

charlesdecosta:

acnologeeheeia:

fandomdeluxe:

tachibana-bodt:

zakuro-san:

satinhands:

plankt0n:

lost-moonlight:

Imagine though when you find your soul mate and the happens

this is one of the most beautiful gifs I’ve seen.

No but imagine the school jock and the nerd he beats up every day finally run into each other in the locker room or at a pool or something and their chest start glowing and they both look at each other and just go “Oh fuck no.”

It was always the same every day…

The guy would come to beat me up over a tiny, stupid whim.

I wish my day would change from that.

“Sup, nerd~”

“Ready for another lesson??”

“….What the—”

“…Huh?”

“Y-Your chest it—”

“Wait…NO—SHIT—”

“That means we’re—-”

I ASKED FOR A CHANGE, BUT THIS IS NOT WAS I WAS LOOKING FOR.

LMFAO welp this is how I imagined it. ENJOY

-MANIACALLY CACKLES-

I want to read a fan fiction of this.

This is in my top 5 favorite posts that exist on this whole site. I’m not even kidding. It may even be my absolute favorite. Alongside the one of the boys that put the notes on each other’s backs. I wish I could find that.

Still. I adore this post.

we, the people of tumblr, need to go on a quest to find the original blog that posted this amazing post srsly

​I already ship these two and they don’t even have names

gassssspp

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oh-those-dead-frenchboys:

ischemgeek:

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

reblog to save a life holy shit

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elovers:

leetakeuchi:

I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

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rampyourvoice:

ladyhinata:

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

Now this is a great resume list of action words.  I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs.  Saving for future use.

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k3ithkogane:

It looks like we’ll be getting:

• Season 3 IN SEPTEMBER 2017!!!
  
• 78 episodes of Voltron
• 10 episodes of classic Voltron on Netflix in March, with new content added
• A Burger King Kid’s Meal partnership

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magical-usagi-princess:

Hiveswap came out and fall out boy has a new song out so I’m convinced we live in 2009

birdsbutt:

sometimes a family is a 28 year old man and four dads who are actually not his dads but split parts of his own personality and that’s fine

katesattic:

That new opening though!!!

obsessionwiththomas:

Reblog if you respect all Sander Sides ships even if you don’t ship them. It’s important to be nice to other people’s pairings.

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banchagu:

I miss this show >_>

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lesbianrey:

my stretch marks aint tiger stripes they’re grill marks. i love to eat food. thanks for coming to my ted talk

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inverted-mind-inc:

susiethemoderator:

bead-bead:

nayan1:

I feel like a lot of people in tumblr are victim of this kind of parenting 😔😔😔

WELL THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT MY EVERYTHING.

Someone show this to my mom.

Not just tumblr though, but everywhere, on and off the Internet.

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